THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF LATE NIGHT GO TO INDIANAPOLIS
The return of RHOLN is tonight and it’s a story as big as Lydia’s bubbies.
HOW DID THIS GET MADE (Ep. 27)- TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN:PART 1 w/ Doug Benson
We watched this movie an NOTHING happens! Seriously. the 1st 45 minutes is just a wedding. Not even a crazy wedding! Just a regular one.
Join us and our very special guest Doug Benson as we try to figure why ladies love Jacob, & Edward and why Bella’s dad is the most clueless sheriff of all time.
Plus Vampire-bortion
ifc:
Fred, Carrie, and co cover Salt n Pepa’s “Push It”
Getting Stuck Sodas from the Vending Machine Like a Boss
Thank God I don’t know how to do this. The last thing I need is three-sodas worth of calories going straight to my hips, am I right ladies? You girls know what I’m talking about.
3-Year-Old Kind of Sings LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know it”
He’s kind of singing it just as well as LMFAO kind of sing it
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. Thy were talking about finding a game for the younger one, and he was absolutely insisting it be one with a female charcter. I don’t know how many of y’all play games, but that isn’t exactly easy. Eventually, I helped the brothers pick a game called Mirror’s Edge. The youngest was pretty excited about the game, and then he specifically asked me.. “Do you have any girl color controllers?”
I directed him to the only colored controllers we have which includes pink and purple ones. He grabbed the purple one, and informed me purple was his FAVORITE.
The boys had been taking awhile, so their father eventually comes in. He see’s the game, and the controller, and starts in on the youngest about how he needs to pick something different. Something more manly. Something with guns and fighting, and certainly not a purple controller. He tries to convince him to get the new Zombie game “Dead Island.” and the little boy just stands their repeating “Dad, this is what I want, ok?” Eventually it turns into a full blown argument complete with Dad threatening to whoop his son if he doesn’t choose different items.
That’s when big brother stepped in. He said to his Dad “It’s my money, it’s my gift to him, if it’s what he wants I’m getting it for him, and if your gonna hit anyone for it, it’s going to be me.”
Dad just gives his oldest son a strong stern stare down, and then leaves the store. Little brother is crying quietly, I walk over and ruffle his hair (yes this happened all in front of me.) I say “I’m a girl, and I like the color blue, and I like shooting games. There’s nothing wrong with what you like. Even if it’s different that what people think you should.”
Big brother then leans down, kisses little brother on the head, and says “Don’t worry dude.”
They check out and leave, and all I can think is how awesome big brother is, how sweet little brother is, and how Dad ought to be ashamed for trying to make his son any other way.
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